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lulz-time: thelivinginfinite: son let me learn you a thing

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:15:31 -0400

thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:15:17 -0400

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Realist shit you’ll ever read.

(via avocadh0e)

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:13:16 -0400

castielofasgard:

berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:12:32 -0400

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:17:10 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:11:16 -0400

zodiacsociety: Capricorn Personality This is pretty spot...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:11:00 -0400

zodiacsociety:

Capricorn Personality

This is pretty spot on.

EDIT: OH SHIT I’M OLIVIA DUNHAM

zodiacsociety: Capricorn’s Tarot Card: The Devil uhhhhh

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:14:59 -0400

zodiacsociety:

Capricorn’s Tarot Card: The Devil

uhhhhh

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene: sonicscrewdriving: i’m just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:29 -0400

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

sonicscrewdriving:

i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was

A lot of the inventions from the original series are part of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:13:42 -0400

A lot of the inventions from the original series are part of our everyday lives now… (x)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:10:59 -0400

lulz-time:

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so demanding

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:08:51 -0400

so demanding

beeishappy: “A star shines on the hour of our meeting”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:55:15 -0400

beeishappy:

“A star shines on the hour of our meeting” |Stephen knows his Lord Of The Rings.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | NBC29 Post-Speech Interview

wotcher-doctor: alwaysvotesaxon: squeetown: Jason Isaacs: I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:54:48 -0400

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

supcake: my whole life has been leading up to this

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:53:32 -0400

supcake:

my whole life has been leading up to this

slothnation: i would light myself on fire for a pet sloth

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:53:15 -0400

slothnation:

i would light myself on fire for a pet sloth

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:52:34 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:52:24 -0400

lulz-time:

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ohbehavedarling: “You know, in all seriousness: everyone got...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:50:52 -0400

ohbehavedarling:

“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie, everyone was scarred, everyone went through a little bit of physical kind of pain. But if you’re talking about something life-changing… something huge, you know, something that really had a deep effect on all of us - not only the person it happened to, but the crew and most of the Western hemisphere - Orlando breaking his rib was huge.” Dominic Monaghan

Leave Greenleaf Greenleaf alone

lulz-time: steeldragondown: HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:46:14 -0400

lulz-time:

steeldragondown:

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL

Hang on, something is missing…

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